Even if you spend a lot of your life in tune with your sex doll and channeling your inner sex doll goddess, sometimes it all goes wrong. Oh. Not really.
You don’t need to worry, because no matter how cool and sex doll-like you are, or how experienced you are, everyone has a really bad sex doll now and then. So you’re in good company. The funny thing is that there are many different kinds of mistakes people make with sex dolls. It happens to everyone, but one of the wonderfully intimate aspects of having a sex doll is the fact that when something goes wrong, you can laugh about it together.
Here are the kinds of bad sex dolls that everyone has sometimes because things can get very messy… literally.
They have great chemistry with the sex dolls, they flirt, and everything seems perfect. There’s a long build-up time and then…sex dolls are the worst. They’re the worst. It’s awkward, you’re on shaky elbows and knees, and you both feel like you don’t know what to do. Don’t worry, we’ve all been there.
Sure, dirty talk can be great. But it can also be super embarrassing. You end up repeating the same sentence over and over, or you don’t know what to say, or whatever you say just doesn’t get through to her.
One guy told me to open my presents because “it’ll be like Christmas.” Another kept saying “baby” and “yes” and finally yelled “come.” This is what happens.
Whether it’s your first time on top or you’re trying out some advanced sex doll positions, it can be completely overwhelming. So, yeah, it might not work the first few times. But that’s how you get better. Practice makes perfect.
I ended up ruining quite a few sheets in an unexpected period. Plus, the guy holding the sex doll looked like someone from Game of Thrones.
If not, there might be farts, farts, or other stupid physical stuff. It’s nothing to be ashamed of, as it’s inevitable. They’re already exchanging all sorts of intimate fluids, right?
I maintain to this day that it’s not as good as people say it is. End of story. Drunken Slutty Sex Doll This is usually the night you find yourself on the dance floor doing all kinds of amazing moves, your makeup is perfect, and you think you’re the queen of the world. Until the next day, you see pictures of yourself and realize… you looked like you’d pretty much melted that night.
