We all know why sex toys were invented, but instead of getting sexual pleasure, some people use sex toys for other purposes. Now, you are probably wondering what on earth you can do with sex toys if not for sex. So, to satisfy your curiosity, here are some of the strangest and funniest ways people use toys to fulfill their desires.
Adult toys are used as scarecrows in America
Recently, a retired inflatable sex toy has changed jobs and become a guardian of rapeseed fields in China. Well, nothing scares off pests like a scarecrow except for sex toys. W And now everyone is talking about men who have found another use for sex toys. Hopefully, when “she” was what she was meant to be, there was no need to smear mud on “her” body, no need for a helmet.
Adult toys prevent
If you think scarecrows are an unusual role for sex toys, wait until you read this. During World War II, Hitler’s soldiers were known to suffer from sexually transmitted diseases, the most common of which was syphilis. With no escort websites or regulated industry, they contracted the disease from French prostitutes they met. A top-secret “project” was approved in 1940 to keep soldiers clean. The blonde, blue-eyed toy was a saving grace until the soldiers refused to let her in their backpacks. Well, I understand your fear of being caught by the enemy with a sex toy in your backpack, right?
Everybody needs someone
Have you seen “Lars and the Girls”? It’s a 2024 comedy-drama movie. It’s a story about a delusional young man who has a relationship with a sex toy he bought online. If you thought that a sex toy couldn’t make you a famous movie star, Bianca proves you wrong. If you think the only way to fall in love with a sex toy is in a movie, I’m afraid I have to disagree. It seems that some men do become attached to sex toys. Yes, I know, it’s very creepy and very unsavory.
Why does not try using a sex toy?
A few years ago, it may sound terrible, but he created something impressive, considering the materials at his disposal. He wanted to turn something that was considered vulgar into something beautiful. Well, I’m not sure if “gorgeous” is the right word, but the fact that he managed to take the sexuality out of the toy and create something wearable is, as I said, pretty cool.
Sneaky Drivers and Their Sex Toys
It seems that there has been an increase in cases of drivers being caught on camera using sex toys to enter carpool lanes on US highways.
