So, what exactly is a “Coomer”? The short and simple answer is that it’s basically you, me, and anyone who’s ever visited adultguid. The term has been floating around online for a few years, but it’s not as well-known as other internet terms like “neckbeard.” Honestly, being a Coomer isn’t all that bad—it’s just someone who enjoys adult content a little too much.
According to Wiktionary, a Coomer is “a man who masturbates excessively, watches too much pornography, or defends the pornography industry against criticism.” Sound familiar?
But what counts as “excessive”? Is there really such a thing as “too much” porn? Maybe those are questions for the philosophers or Reddit’s nerds. Personally, I consider myself a proud Coomer. And so do the folks behind Coomer. Party, a growing archive of OnlyFans content. It’s been getting more popular since its launch last year, with over six million Coomers visiting the previous month alone. And today, I’m joining them.
What’s the Deal With Coomer? Party?
As a professional in the adult content world, I thought I knew all the slang terms, but I had to Google “Coomer” to understand it fully. It turns out the term came from the NoFap crowd — those people who think they’ll gain superpowers by avoiding masturbation. The Coomer meme really took off around No Nut November 2019, but I missed it because, well, I was too busy.
The Coomer meme usually features a messy, unkempt guy who’s always fapping. It’s a stereotype, but it’s not really me. If you’ve seen me on adultguid, you know I don’t look like that.
Coomer party, though, isn’t like the stereotypical “fap cave.” The site is actually clean and simple. The homepage gives a quick rundown of how it works: it’s an archive for OnlyFans and Fansly content, where users upload and share material for easy browsing.
The site’s simplicity is one of its best features. You can skip all the nonsense and jump straight into finding what you want. I even turned off my AdBlocker to see how many ads there were. There were some, but it wasn’t overwhelming. For a free site, it’s surprisingly ad-light. Most NSFW sites have tons of ads, but Coomer. Party keeps it minimal.
A Ton of OnlyFans Content
A great way to check out how good a site is is to see its latest content. So, I checked out the “Recent Posts” section. Sure enough, the site was filled with fresh material: topless blondes, brunettes, cosplay MILFs, trans models, and more.
But one downside is that there’s no tagging system. Without tags for things like kinks or sex acts, it can be hard to find exactly what you want. You can search by creator name, but if your favorite model doesn’t include your preferred fetish in her username, you’ll have to scroll through a lot of posts to find what you’re after.
Tons of Fresh Content Added Regularly
Coomer.party gets updated constantly. I checked the “Recently Updated Creators” section and saw that new posts were added every hour. There’s so much content, it’s easy to fall a rabbit hole. So far, the site has over two million posts, and that number is growing fast. But again, the lack of tagging can make it hard to find specific content.
Who Are the Popular Creators?
How do you start navigating millions of posts? I went to the “Creators” page, which is a massive list of popular internet stars. Right now, Belle Delphine is at the top (of course), followed by others like bigtittygothegg, hidorirose, and sweetiefox_of.
I’m a fan of bishoujomom, and her section has over 1,100 posts spread across 25 pages. It’s a lot to go through, but it’s definitely worth it. There are plenty of cosplay photos, ahegao faces, and even some titfuck videos. The best part? You can easily download content so that you can enjoy it later.
Conclusion
Coomer party is a goldmine for fans of OnlyFans content. Its biggest flaw is the lack of content tagging, which makes it tough to find specific niches unless you already know the creator’s name. But if you’re a fan of a few particular models, it’s easy to find what you’re looking for. With millions of posts and fresh content being added every day, Coomer. Party is a great site for adult content lovers.
