Working behind the scenes in the adult industry for 15 years teaches you a lot, like how to stimulate anal during a hentai porn shoot on a rainy day, how to get cum out of anal quickly, how much brutal sex hurts, how to give intense blowjobs for hours while hangover. But above all, I learned that it becomes incredibly dull to adapt to the mainstream male peephole scene while working for shady guys who only care about money after a while. So I quit. I traded my boredom for balloons and red-nosed girls and opened my own clown hentai porn studio… as it often does. Lately, I’ve been collaborating with some fantastic hentai porn creators to produce or commission content that’s funny, sexy, and, above all, entertaining. Forget your standard hentai porn. This online circus will bring you rainbow sprinkles and hentai porn galore.
But first, let’s go back to the beginning.
Before I found my calling in clown hentai porn, I probably spent years juggling different roles in the US adult industry. I’ve done everything: editing, directing, writing, retouching, casting, advertising, brothels, property management. I’ve had a lot of work experience! As you can imagine, every job has its quirks. Like when I had to clean up after a hentai porn pro had his subordinate spin a wheel on the wall too many times, and his mistress accidentally broke it in the next room. I swallowed a tray full of poppers and turned the dungeon into a toxic mist of jungle juice and hot vomit.
Working behind the scenes in the adult industry for 15 years can teach you a lot
But I’ve learned a lot from the diversity of these roles over the years. For example, the extreme level of retouching that goes into some hentai porn or my uncanny ability to turn article headlines into dirty sex puns. I started watching hentai porn because it added variety to my day, but also monotony and misogyny. I was bored to death of removing my pubic hair and writing my 500th article on how to ask my monogamous wife out for a threesome. I began to wonder: Where is the kinky porn? The insanity? The creativity? And most importantly, where is the fun? At 15, I realized I’d be didn’t leave the industry.
Halfway through a very short stint applying to boring, mundane jobs, an “aha!” mime” t hit me like a cream cake hitting me in the face. I run away from the adult industry or give up on kinky porn. No! I had just lost my love for it and needed to reorient myself. It was time to leave the guys at the top and be the top myself. I was tired of playing it safe. It was time to embrace the craziness I was already known for through my art and performance. Clowning has always been a significant theme in my creative, personal, and sexual life. I thought, if I was going to go off the rails, why not go completely insane?
Why not open my studio? A clown hentai porn studio, to be exact
I started imagining a place where hentai porn artists could explore their kinkiest and most creative side without worrying about mainstream norms. A place where I could create the kind of content I wanted to develop and be celebrated for it, and of course, get paid. I started connecting with other clown hentai porn artists, discussing ideas, and founding my studio. With each conversation, I realized I wasn’t one wanting to break out of the stereotypes of the erotic industry. And so it was born.
